So here are my results. Part of me always wanted to control the universe.
Your Score: Spice Melange
You scored 100% intoxication, 75% hotness, 75% complexity, and 100% craziness!
You are Spice.
You're not from around here, are you? You're extremely valuable. While you resemble mundane cinnamon, you are much more interesting. People fight wars over you, but your giant worms protect you.
You enlighten people; make them aware, prescient, even clairvoyant. Your pure essence can reveal people's true selves, if they survive their encounter with the real you. You're addictive, dangerous, seductive, and above all else, necessary for space travel.
|Link: The Which Spice Are You Test written by jodiesattva on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test|
edited to add: The monkey took the test and he's "saffron". He does not control the universe.